“my beer”
my beer
my beer
i want my beer to be good and honest, with a hint of the unknown.
i want my beer to be authentic and fresh, with an explosive finish.
i want my beer to be a flavorsome masterpiece, brewed outside the united kingdom but still within the european economic community.
i want my beer to be strong and have integrity like my father, and i want it to be kind and forgiving like my mother.
i do not want my beer to be bitter and unreliable like my uncle pete, and i do not want it to taste of metal, like someone has put a pocketful of loose change in it.